July 24, 2007

The Price Is Right for Carey

The game show community has been abuzz lately trying to deduce who would take over hosting duties of The Price Is Right after Bob Barker announced his retirement. Names were being thrown around everywhere... Was it going to be fellow tanorexic George Hamilton? Maybe it was going to be John O'Hurley? Even Rosie O'Donnell? Nope. Not even close.

Seemingly coming out of nowhere was the announcement on Monday night's episode of The Late Show with David Letterman that Drew Carey would be the one to take over the skinny mic. I honestly didn't even know that Drew was in the running for the hosting gig. I hadn't heard his name anywhere in the mix, but good for him. After all, Mr. Carey hosted the American version of Whose Line Is It Anyway for many years and is currently hosting The Power of 10. on CBS.

I think he'll do a nice job of hosting. ABC News posted an interview with Carey after the announcement. Apparently he would only accept the position if Bob Barker approved (which he did) and he also got some advice from the legend himself; "Don't try to imitate me." Nice.

My only wish for the show now is that Mimi comes back as one of the "Barker Beauties," although they'll have to be renamed now, huh?

Good luck, dough boy!

July 23, 2007

Cadaver Calculator

Did you ever wonder how much someone would pay for your dead body on the black market? No? Never?! Well now there's a way to find out! Mingle2.com's Cadaver Calculator allows you to answer some general health questions (height, weight, elephantitis status) and then estimates your corpse's value. Morbidly fun, right?

My friend Pierce sent me the link and I couldn't resist finding out how much this temple was really worth.
$3005.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

$3005? That's it?! Probably because of my years of only eating foods that are brown, tan or beige... and that prosthetic leg I've been hoofing around. I wanna make sure I do my homework before I make any purchases in the future, so use the calculator and let me know how I compare with the rest of you dead beats.

July 20, 2007

Some Oldschool Internet Vaudeville

Thanks Gosh It's Friday! Hope you all had a wonderful week. Here in NYC we had the plague (well, at least I did, but I'm feeling better,) a giant steam pipe explosion, and some heinous, destructive weather. Luckily, things are looking good this weekend!

I found something that it sure to brighten your Friday. This cool website comes courtesy of my pal, Zara, whom I stole it from a few weeks ago. Click the dudes below to see some amazing computer programming at its best. *warning* Do not be alarmed when your window starts moving around. It's worth it!

Have a great weekend!
-Pat

July 19, 2007

Black20 News w/ Eliza Yang

Here's your weekly dose of Black20 News, but with a new host! Don't worry, Jessie Cantrell is apparently in France (stalker much?) so they're having Eliza Yang fill in. Cool stories about monster dogs and and easy way to get out of a blind date or boring meeting! Check it out!

July 18, 2007

Summer Sickness

The title of the post works on so many levels. First off, I'm sick of the sticky summer weather. I'm ready for the cooler Fall temperatures and wearing jeans and t-shirts without feeling like turning inside-out. Agree?

Secondly- I'm actually sick. What am I sick with? I'm not even sure. It's some sort of summer cold-achy-miserable type thing. What I do know is that there is one thing that is getting me through the day: Zicam Cold Remedy nose spray. Please don't let this photo of a stuffed-up lumberjack discourage you; this product is great! I don't know what it is, and it quite possibly could be a placebo effect, but it always makes me feel better. I think Zicam and Red Bull were the two things that got me through my last two years of college (besides the binge drinking.) I also fully expect a case of Zicam and/or Red Bull on my doorstep tomorrow. Isn't that was Rosie O'Donnell does? Mention stuff and get free stuff? Yes.

The other summer sickness that I have is my new love for Big Brother 8 on CBS. This is actually the first year that I'm diligently watching Big Bro, but I'm into it. I only started watching because there is NOTHING good on TV this summer, but I'm totally digging it now. Last night's episode is what pushed me over the edge. The house guests went from quietly scheming behind each other's backs, to flat out saying, "If you do this, I'm gonna do this!" which is slightly unusual on competition shows.

There's no way I'm gonna give a Big Brother update after every episode, since the show is on like 12 times a week, but I will just give a few notes right now. This season there's a new gimmick called "America's Player" where one contestant's actions are controlled by the viewers. Each week, America gives Eric a task to complete, like lying about something dramatic happening in his past, or getting certain house guests nominated for eviction. After every 5 completed tasks he wins $10,000. Pretty cool. What's actually neat about the new twist is that the other contestants don't know that America is telling him what to do. We'll have to watch and see if anything interesting actually comes up.

Now... let's get to the good stuff. The most hated player on the show is by far the selfish bitch, Jen. She's a self-centered nanny who doesn't care what she says to the other house guests and makes no qualms about announcing her strategy or reason for voting certain people. The cast was shaken last week when Jen won Head of Household after a fluke in the competition, but as soon as she loses power there is no doubt she'll get the boot. Everyone hates her.

The best was her reaction to their photo reveal a few shows ago. Jen FREAKED OUT and cried and made a huge scene about her cast member photo because it, "makes it look like she has these weird eye bags but they're like... not even hers!" It was amazing. That's the exact moment that everyone in the house was like, "Oh, crap. I hate her." You can watch the clip over at the Big Brother website, and view some additional photos. Oh ya, the cameras in the house are on 24/7 so you can also subscribe to the site and watch the house guests all day and night, you perv.

Big Brother 8 is on (takes a deep breath) Tuesdays at 9 and Thursdays at 8, with the eviction ceremony on Sunday nights at 8. All of this craziness takes place on CBS.