I haven't written much about America's Next Top Model, but I am a dedicated (and embarrassed) watcher. Here's a really quick recap of last night's finale.
The final three girls were Renee (the bitch,) Jaslene (the cha-cha diva,) and Natasha (the mail-order bride.) They each did their own Covergirl commercial and photo shoot.
Unfortunately Renee was sent home because she looked "too old" at the elderly age of 20. That's the breaks, kid!
The final runway show was between Jaslene and Natasha. I have to say, it was weird. They had to act like primordial cave women who evolved into regular, amazing supermodels. Very controversial in the Bible Belt. They both look good, but Natasha's weirdness came through... and her skirt fell off at one point.
In the end, America's Next Top Model was Jaslene, who proved that even though she was eliminated before the show really started in Cycle 7, she made the necessary changes to come out on top. Now Tyra owns her soul.
If you can't wait until next cycle head over to
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