February 19, 2008

The Test

For years I have wondered why the Maury Povich show doesn't just change its name to The Paternity Test Show permanently. It seems like that's the topic of the show 4 out of 5 days a week. Granted, there are sprinklings of "is she a man or a woman?" and fat babies (my fave) but for the most part it's all about proving that skank ho wrong.

Now you can experience the joy of the Maury Povich paternity test in your own home whenever you want! Take a look at the commercial from Sans Pants Productions...


Now if only they had a way to give me an irrational fear of balloons or mustard.

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