Crazy Russian Pixelated Game

So, this is one of the best and worst online games I've played in a while. Where's an Egg? is a bare-bones kinda game from Videlectrix (which has something to do with HomestarRunner somehow) which challenges you to—get this—FIND THE EGG! Sounds very easy, but the problem is that the game is full screen, uber-pixelated and completely in Russian. There are no instructions or directions, so let me help you out...

Basically you click on locations on this weird map and interview people to see if they know the egg's whereabouts.

If they don't know its location they will give clues towards other people who may have it, or objects that can lead you to the egg. When you think you have found the person with the egg, you shoot them. I mean, obviously that's the solution. You only get 3 bullets, so choose wisely. Play the game!

If you find the egg, you are given an award by some mustachioed KGB member and rewarded with a fireworks display and weird spacecraft show. Yes, it's weird.