Quick Things 09.12.09

Some quick things to occupy your downtime...

• Did you go look at iVillage.com's new entertainment site yet? Do it.
• My large conspiracy theory surrounding tomorrow night's VMAs
  
• Christian Siriano's new catch phrase: "I'm gonna stab you!"
• Man, this little porker really loves bacon!
  
• Fun time-lapse movie of people drawing on a dry erase board.
• Advice Jennifer Aniston should take from her own movies.
• Jimmy Fallon tries to out-Chuck Bass Chuck Bass.
• Sign of the apocalypse: The Snuggie Sutra.