Cadaver Calculator

Did you ever wonder how much someone would pay for your dead body on the black market? No? Never?! Well now there's a way to find out! Mingle2.com's Cadaver Calculator allows you to answer some general health questions (height, weight, elephantitis status) and then estimates your corpse's value. Morbidly fun, right?

My friend Pierce sent me the link and I couldn't resist finding out how much this temple was really worth.
$3005.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.
$3005? That's it?! Probably because of my years of only eating foods that are brown, tan or beige... and that prosthetic leg I've been hoofing around. I wanna make sure I do my homework before I make any purchases in the future, so use the calculator and let me know how I compare with the rest of you dead beats.