"Shine On Me" by Chris Dane Owens

Okay, so I'm really mad at myself. The always-funny and talented Jeanette over at The Boob Tubers shared this video with me last week and I have been holding on to the post ever since with the hopes of not getting scooped by anyone else. Well now stupid Michael K at DListed beat me to it (you're not stupid, Michael. Thank you for always writing me back with mildly inappropriate comments when I send you stuff)!

This is a real, non-parody video from recording artist and apparent gallivant Chris Dane Owens for his song "Shine On Me." PLEASE do yourself a favor and watch the video. Then tell me exactly what you just watched. I dare you to explain it.






This video is nothing short of magical. Check out the embedded clip, but for the full experience you need to watch the large high quality version here.

It's actually kind of a good song... if this was 1984.

I think Jeanette put it best, and I quote, "It's like if Lord of the Rings was actually a Cinemax softcore porn." Bravo, J. Bravo.

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