"I'm Not In Jail"

Last night I got this email from my coworker, Sheila. She was emailing me from New Jersey night court, where she was waiting to show proof of auto insurance.

From: Sheila O'Malley
Sent: Thursday, June 05, 2008 9:03 PM
To: Patrick Sandora
Subject: I am not in jail

I escaped with an 80 dollar fine. The night court scene was hysterical
- and I am 90% positive that Heather from America's Top Model was there
for a DWI. If it wasn't her - then she has a twin!!

Amazing. Not only did she think of me when she thought DWI Heather was at night court, but she took the time to email me. And as a bonus, at work today Sheila showed me the artist's rendering of the court room she created while she waited to talk to the judge.

I think you may have found your true calling, Sheila.