February 29, 2008

Food Fight

This is GENIUS. Imagine all the peoples of the world were represented by the food from their countries. Now make the food fight in all of the major world wars. You'd have the video below called Food Fight. From the creator's website:
"Food Fight is an abridged history of war, from World War II to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict. Watch as traditional comestibles slug it out for world domination in this chronologically re-enacted smörgåsbord of aggression."


I am amazed at this video. The stacked burger Twin Towers were a little intense for me, but I get it. Here's a cheat sheet if you're confused as to which food is which.

Garfield Minus Garfield

This week I came across one of the most hilarious and depressing websites I have seen in quite some time. The blog Garfield Minus Garfield takes a strange look at what the life of Jon Arbuckle would be like without his trust house cat, Garfield. Here's a blurb from the website:
"Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb."
While the meth addiction may be a little bit of a stretch, it is really strange to see what Jon would be like if he lived a sad and lone existence... you know, like Ziggy. Here are some of my favorite comics:










A sad day for Mr. Arbuckle. These strips are pretty tragic when you remove that fat cat.

Thoughts?

February 27, 2008

Vlog About Things: ANTM Cycle 10 Episode 2

Another Wednesday and another episode of America's Next Top Model. This was the first "real" episode of the season and it was pretty exciting! The show has moved back to New York City and I can already tell there is going to be a different vibe. This seasons seems more legit than the past 5 or 6 seasons past. It's nice to see them working with well-known designers and agencies again. Check out our vlog from this week:



What did you think of this week's episode? Who stuck out to do? Did they send home the right girl?


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February 26, 2008

Danny Noriega is Jessica Alba

I am not the biggest American Idol fan, but I do like to keep tabs on the contestants so that I have something to talk about around the water cooler (btw- do water coolers even exist anymore?) I will say that this season is definitely an improvement from last because the producers realized that the only reason people will stick around to watch AI is because they like the contestants.

The only Idol wannabe that piques my interest is little Danny Noriega from Azusa, California. While I do think he has a very strong voice, I mostly just like his personality... and might want to borrow some of his clothes. Unfortunately, Carolyn pointed something out to me that I can't get over- Danny looks like a dressed-down, emo version of Jessica Alba! Please see photo below as evidence.

Danny Noriega & Jessica Alba

Now I have to ask the question that my friends have often asked about Idina Menzel and Nelly Furtado: Have you ever seen these two people in the same place at the same time?! I think they might be the same person. It's science. If you're an Idol fan you probably are already familiar with the contestants, but you can click here to get to know little Danny.

What do you think of AI this season? How does it match up against years past?


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Black20 News with Jessie Cantrell

I'm sorry, but this week's Black20 News with Jessie Cantrell could change my life. She has discovered a new breakthru in fast food technology: A soda cup that holds chicken nuggets. Is the stock available?! I'll take all the shares, please.

Also, some nerds talk about Star Wars for a long time.



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February 25, 2008

Saturday Night Live Returns

Saturday Night Live came back this week after almost three months of being off the air. Tina Fey hosted the show with Carrie Underwood as the musical guest. I have to say, this was probably one of the funniest SNLs I have seen in quite some time. Every sketch was funny and the usual "they should have wrapped this up a minute ago" feeling was kept to a minimum. Granted, this might have been because the writers had three months of great material saved up, but we shall have to see. SNL is said to be going four weeks in a row with new episodes (normally three weeks is the max) to try to squeeze in a full season of new eps.

If you missed the show you are in luck- below are two of the funniest sketches from Saturday's episode. There were a ton of really funny ones, but these two stuck out to me as the most viral. Enjoy!





What did you think of the show?

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February 22, 2008

Do You Dress Like A Douchebag?

I'm we've all seen people on the street and said, "Wow, that guy/girl is dressed like a douchebag." But have you ever seen someone on the street that looked like a douche and thought, "Oh no... I have that outfit"? Well, now there is a simple test you can take to find out if what you're currently wearing makes you a douchebag. It's very simple.

The website ArabianMonkey.com has a new flowchart that will help you figure out your douchebag status. Click here to take the test and then leave a comment and let me know your results.

I took the test and I am not currently dressed like a douche. Huzzah!
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February 21, 2008

Vlog About Things: ANTM Cycle 10 Episode 1

Last night was the premiere of Cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model. Carolyn and I already gave you a preview based on the girl's photos, but after seeing some of the girls in action we have a much better idea of their personalities. Check out the latest vlog:



What did you think of the premiere?

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February 19, 2008

Vlog About Things: ANTM Cycle 10 Preview

We're baaaa-aaack! Aren't you excited? The premiere of Cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model is tonight and Carolyn will continue our tradition of giving our two cents after each episode in our vlog. We haven't seen anything but the initial photos of the girls, but we're going to go ahead and give our picks from the get out. Check out the vlog below.


And if you're unsure of who all the girls are here's a group photo. You can also click here for individual pictures of the contestants.

If you had to pick a girl right now, who will be America's Next Top Model?

Return of the Spice Moms

There has been a ton of buzz on the Internet today about Victoria Beckham's son, Cruz, breakdancing at the Spice Girls concert on Monday night at Madison Square Garden. I was there (it's the last time I'm going, I swear!) and let me tell you... it was hilarious! I couldn't get a clear shot of the actual move busting, but I did get some cute shots of the Spice Mums and their kiddies. Enjoy.

Emma with her son, Beau, and Victoria holding Cruz with Romeo


Melanie C singing to Geri and her daughter, Bluebell


Bluebell sang "Mama" and wouldn't give up the mic


All the Spice Mums on stage with their kids


Victoria with Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz


Beau and Angel Iris singing


and a final cool shot

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The Test

For years I have wondered why the Maury Povich show doesn't just change its name to The Paternity Test Show permanently. It seems like that's the topic of the show 4 out of 5 days a week. Granted, there are sprinklings of "is she a man or a woman?" and fat babies (my fave) but for the most part it's all about proving that skank ho wrong.

Now you can experience the joy of the Maury Povich paternity test in your own home whenever you want! Take a look at the commercial from Sans Pants Productions...


Now if only they had a way to give me an irrational fear of balloons or mustard.

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February 18, 2008

Dish Soap & Dishwasher Detergent Are Different

I'm at home today for President's Day and was able to witness my new roommate, Katherine, learning an important life lesson: Dish soap is not the same as dishwasher detergent. Please note the evidence below...


I felt like I was in a bad I Love Lucy episode trying to clean up the suds. I will say that it did a little bit of mischievous fun to the morning. Just wanted to share.

Return of Cute Baby Monday

I'm bringing back Cute Baby Monday this week with some new picture of Ms. Maura. It's been a few weeks since I had any photo updates, so I feel it only fitting them I share them. Please enjoy the following cute pictures with witty comments...

Probably one of the cutest pictures ever


Apparently Maura is a morning person!


Mesmerized by the Valentine's balloon


Maura is a brooding hipster in training. She even has messy bangs.


Have a great day!
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February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! I'm not one to really celebrate V'day, but my friend Matthew shared this music video with me and I had to share it with you. I dare you to watch and not be cuted out.

Bright Eyes "First Day Of My Life"

Have a great Valentine's Day! Spread the love.

February 13, 2008

Big Brother 9: 'Til Death Do You Part

Although the writers' strike is supposed to end in the next few days, some of TV's biggest hits are coming back with full force this week and next. One of my favorite shows, Big Brother on CBS, came back last night with its 9th season and a big plot twist.


This new season (the first to air in a non-Summer time slot) will also be the first to force the house guests to act as pairs instead of individuals. For the first time, all the house guests are single and in their 20s (expect for Sheila who is 45 and kind of a bitch) and are paired up with another house guest who is deemed their "soul mate." The mates will be working as pairs and will compete together, vote together and get evicted together, too.

As per the norm with Big Brother, the house guests are always told to "expect the unexpected" and this new season is no different. 2 pairs of house guests actually knew each other prior to moving into the Big Bro house. Ryan and Jen are a real-life couple who are in the house together, but NOT paired up with one another. The other house guests also don't know that Ryan and Jen are together. In another twist, exes Jarod and Sharon are paired up together, but didn't know that their ex would be joining them in the house. Juicy! There's already a bunch of tension and arguing and we've only seen one episode so far.

This season's most hated house guest is clearly going to be Sheila, the oldest and grouchiest member of the cast. As soon as the "soul mates" were announced she launched into a rant about how her mate "is not even her type" because she likes "tall, dark and handsome." Granted, her 29-year-old partner, Adam, did call her "Ma" but she was quite vocal about her dislike of her match. Sheila- did you forget that you are on a reality competition show and not The Bachelor? I have a feeling she and Adam will be the first to go at tonight's eviction.

I'm going to avoid posting about Big Brother each week (it's on three days a week, which is a bit much) but I'm sure I'll drop in an occasional recap when things get interesting.

Did you watch the premiere? If you missed it you can visit CBS.com and watch full episode. What did you think? Who do you think is going to win?

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February 12, 2008

A Sign From Above

If you've been reading the blog lately you may have noticed my small obsession with a girl group from across the pond. I've already seen their show twice so far, and am seeing it again tomorrow night (what?!) Yesterday I thought it was worth looking for tickets to that night's show, too, because I mean... what if some amazing seats were available and I missed them and could be front row or something?! It's only logical.

Well apparently some higher force was telling me not to get tickets to the show last night. I went on my lunch break to a Ticketmaster location to check on tickets. I found two tickets in the 10th row, but by the time I called my friend and we decided if we wanted them they had already sold out. No big deal, I just assumed I wasn't meant to go.

Later in the day I checked online again to see if maybe some amazing seats had popped up again. You know how when you order things online that have that verification word that you have to type in so they know you're not a spamming robot? Take a look at what my verification word was:



Yes, that's right: I'm poor. I knew right then and there that someone or something did not want me spending any more money on tickets. Perhaps it was some higher life force, or maybe it was just my parents using The Secret against me. Who knows. I am going one last time on Wednesday night (and maybe next Monday if I can get tickets without any eerie warning signs.)
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February 11, 2008

Return of the Spice Girls (Night #2)

Spice Week was in full effect last night. I went with my friend Matt to see the Return of the Spice Girls at the new Prudential Center in Newark, NJ. My seats were even closer than they were the previous night and the audience was much more energetic and excited. Of course I took a ton of pictures, so here they are. Enjoy.



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ABlogAboutThings.com

It was a busy weekend for me, but I am very proud to present everyone with my new web address:
ABlogAboutThings.com
Update your bookmarks, because I am totally legit now! I spent the weekend redesigning the blog with different colors, a new layout and some new features I hope you like the new look. I'm lucky that ABlogAboutThings.com wasn't already taken, because it's hard to believe there's any real estate left on the web.

While I was searching domain names I found a website feature some of the most unintentionally funny domain names on the 'net. I don't think my URL spells out anything vulgar, but these ones sure do.
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is: www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com
Check out the source here.

February 10, 2008

Melanie C at the Manhattan Ballroom

Spice Week continued last night as I was able to check out Melanie C's (Sporty Spice) solo acoustic show at the Manhattan Ballroom.

The show was amazing, obviously, and I will just make a few quick notes. The thing that sets apart people that are actually good performers from the fakey ones are if they actually sound good live, and let me tell you, Melanie was fantastic. Her voice sounded exactly like it does on her albums. She was funny and charming during her chats with the crowd and was totally likable. Geri, Emma and Mel B all showed up in support, too, which made the crowd go wild with Spice excitement.


Here's the set list from the night, including downloads of the concert courtesy of The Music Inferno:
1. Beautiful Intentions (Live)
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February 8, 2008

Black20 News with Jessie Cantrell

Congratulations, you've made it through another week! To celebrate, let's watch some Black20 News with Jessie Cantrell

This week Jessie has info on an anonymous text messaging service, marijuana vending machines and x-rays of your favorite cartoon characters. Plus, can a light saber cut through Superman? Let's watch and find out.



Have a great weekend!
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February 7, 2008

Return of the Spice Girls

Well, I can officially die happy now. I have successfully seen the Spice Girls in concert. I saw them at the Nassau Coliseum on Long Island. I know that for some it seems odd, but if you really know me you know that last night was probably one of the biggest days of my life.

10 years ago when the Spice Girls were actually big... at the peak of their success they went on a world tour. I was 15 years old and couldn't find anyone to go to their concert with me (shocking.) Now, 10 years later they have reunited and I was able to see them last night (and will see them again two more times before the tour ends.) It might seem a bit excessive, but think about it... they will never go on tour again so I need to get it all in now while I can.

The concert was amazing, and I'm not just saying that because I am a fan. The set was sick, the transitions between songs were really smart and kept the energy going. I didn't sit down once, even during the slow songs. I don't want to give too much away for anyone that might still be going, but they did a really cool job of incorporating some of their solo work, and acknowledging the hits they had after Geri left the group.



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February 6, 2008

Clash of the Comedy Titans

This is pretty much one of the funniest things ever. I don't really get to watch Late Night with Conan O'Brien that much anymore because, let's face it, I am a grandpa who falls asleep watching Seinfeld reruns every night. I do, however, like to keep up to date with the funny clips and skits from the show.

Apparently there has been a sort of feud going on between Conan and host of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert, about the origin of Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee. If you like Conan, Colbert or Daily Show host John Stewart then you will love this clip. Enjoy



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February 4, 2008

The New Apartment

It's been around two weeks since I moved into my new apartment and I've been waiting until we were fairly settled in post any pictures. The apartment is amazing, but definitely needed a fresh coat of paint and some TLC. Carolyn, my new roommate Katherine and I busted out the elbow grease to install new blinds, hardware, shelves and even a medicine cabinet. Please take a look at some before and after photos.

The living room looks a lot more livable


The cleaned up kitchen


The bathroom before and after


My bedroom (yes, I have 4 walls and a door now!)


I even have a place for my little futon


Carolyn's touched up fireplace


Those of you who have seen my old place know that this is a big improvement. Granted, we're going from a luxury high rise building to a 6th floor prewar walk up, but the location can't be beat and, let's face it, it's huge.

So... just a little glimpse into my personal life. What do you think of my new digs?

Abercrombie & Fitch Is Lewd

News flash! Abercrombie & Fitch promotional photos are apparently too hot to handle for some retailers. Everyone knows that A&F campaigns tend to show more bare skin than clothing, but apparently for some people in Virginia enough was enough. Police in Virginia Beach confiscated promotional posters of barely-clothed men and women and also cited the manager of the store with an obscenity charge. Here's a clip from the article from Yahoo! News:
The police issued the summons Saturday after Abercrombie management did not heed warnings to remove the images from the Lynnhaven Mall store after some customers complained, police spokesman Adam Bernstein said.

One photograph showed three shirtless young men, with one man's upper buttocks showing. The other image was of a woman whose breast was mostly exposed, authorities said.

City code makes it a crime to display "obscene materials in a business that is open to juveniles," Bernstein said.

Bernstein said police charged the manager because there is no legal way to issue a summons to a corporate entity in such circumstances. If convicted, the manager faces a fine of up to $2,000 and as much as a year in jail.
Abercrombie & Fitch had their quarterly catalog discontinued a few years ago after it was called explicit. They also came under fire in 2004 and settled at $50 million lawsuit claiming they had a "white only" marketing plan.

What do you think of their promotions? Do you even know what their clothes look like?

February 1, 2008

Black20 News with Jessie Cantrell

Happy Friday! It's that time of the week for some Black20 News with Jessie Cantrell.

This week Jessie shares tips on what and what not to search for on Craigslist, a cool family photo project and ways to get the Hulk angry!!!

Have a great weekend!

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